There are so few steps to the beach even I could walk it or maybe better said you could walk it more quickly than I could get there in the car which I have comfortably parked in my garage below the apartment. Maybe you'll even have time for a quick swim in the pool before you stroll off to beat me!

You could even go with some of your friends that are staying with you. There are three bedrooms to fill and with two bathrooms so you may not have to book a loo in advance!

I'm sure you've got the idea, but if not I'm afraid I can't help you. Psychiatry was never my strongest subject. Actually it was mathematics, but estate agency is so much more fun; at least in Spain it is anyway.

Come and have a look and we'll buy you a coffee. Fortunately it's still not necessary to take out a mortgage before visiting a bar and with a bit of luck you won't need one for the apartment either.

On one of the beds the pillows are like rock! No, really take a look at the photos and hopefully you'll see what I mean. Maybe it's just to remind you how close you are to the sea.