I could try to sell you the benefits of this property, but where's the fun in that?

Come and have a look and then I can tell you why you should.

A multitude of reasons await your edification. Don't worry, I'm not qualified to edify anyone; just ask my kids. Don't look up edification or edify as it is wholly inappropriate and I'll just feel stupid for using the wrong word. Come and see the  house anyway though!